The Poor Man's Kir Royale. Classic brunch cocktail made by opening one can of Miller High Life, taking large swig (how big? about that big), refilling with boxed wine, and a splash of lemon or lime juice. When served in the bottle or pitcher, referred to as a Milwaukee Spritzer.

"Hey, you got any High Life? I've got a hankerin' for a Can Royale."

"Sure thing, the wine is on the fridge."

Can Royale by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

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can't host

when you obviously can't host for a sexual encounter because your family members/partners are in the same house as you, most likely for long periods of time. This also signifies that you don't have your own place and feel like driving

person 1: i can host, you can come over now
person 2: cool omw
someone walks in the house
person 1: sry change of plans can't host
person 2: wtf im already halfway down the road!!

can't host by Black on Blue January 23, 2015

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can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

can't be assed by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

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can't stump the trump

Trump "berning" lots of cruz, hillary, and bernie fans in an MLG fashion.

You can't stump the trump!

can't stump the trump by DragonVenom500 June 20, 2016

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