Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
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" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"
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He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
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