Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin

Nerd

"calvin is a nerdneck."

by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 4, 2019

Calvin

A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.

Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.

by urbancalvin June 27, 2022