Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee

Hey Calvin you're so bad

by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)

Texting

Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too

by Hehe!!!! April 16, 2021

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

calvin

small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot

mmmm yes calvins here

by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019