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Calvin

BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that
by pussyslayer9479 December 14, 2019
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calvin

small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot
by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021
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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023
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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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Calvin

A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.

Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.

Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
by handle mann April 4, 2022
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calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular
A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool
by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021
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calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.
You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo
by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017
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