This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.
by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022
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calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
by ksdklejik May 24, 2022
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He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
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by ejp December 28, 2021
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