a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

National Calvin Day

Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can

Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason

by Jay-hop2 April 18, 2022

jan calvin

A Ginger... thats about it... pretty funny tho. And hes emo and listens to heavy metal and plays guitar

"Who is that dude who looks like jesus? "
"Oh its just Jan Calvin! "

by catowningghost May 30, 2022

Kawuma Peter Calvin

He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda

My name is Kawuma Peter Calvin

by Machala Estates November 27, 2021

Charles Calvin

Hottest person alive. Somebody everybody will simp over.

Person 1: Look! Its Charles Calvin!

Person 2: Oh my god! Hes hot! Please fuck me!

by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020

Dirty Calvin

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020