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Cali Count

The term used for counting how many girls that are "dimes" from California that you have hooked up with. Kind of like a scoreboard.
Damn dude! That's 8 on tha Cali Count!!
by hellnahkeyb June 13, 2011
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Calizian

A person or group of people that pronounce things in such different ways, that people do not understand, not like British or Australian.
You talk like Calizians africans
by Proudcalizian December 11, 2014
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Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.
I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping
by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017
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California dime

A perfect 10 using California standards. With so many good looking women in California to be a California dime you need to meet a higher standard.
She's not just a 10 she's a California dime.
by ABC10 July 23, 2011
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California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.
Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!
by Good driver June 29, 2009
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Armpit of California

Bakersfield, CA (B-Town) at the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley where oil refineries pollute the air, and there are more cows than people. The dry dessert air constantly filled with dust and pesticides from the massive amount of agriculture.
While Los Angeles's air is polluted so badly there is acid rain on occasion at least there is a cool ocean breeze unlike in the armpit of California just north of the grape vine.
by T In B-Town August 26, 2010
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california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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