crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 29, 2021
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rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
by Ill_padre July 14, 2024
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Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
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miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.
"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"
by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023
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nobblars crop

A throat cyst ,or other non descript throat issue , sexual or not
I've got a sore throat since noshing old bobs john thomas,answer you have nobblars crop you old slapper
by Lilo lil January 25, 2024
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Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy
Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop
by NoobutMax March 22, 2023
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