Counter-proportionate

A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.

It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.

God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.

by Vardinator September 9, 2009

Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.

Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.

by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009

counter strike

A counter-terrorism Half-Life modification.

"Hey Pete let's play CS today after school. I know a really cool level that has a real aeroplane in it!"

by - February 10, 2003

counter sprung

Like being "sprung" but it bounces back.

I got sprung over that fineass girl at school...now i'm counter sprung over my first girl.

by CKris April 22, 2006

counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area

" my dick hurts from counter fuck"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

Counter Party

A party thrown by the enemy in order to divert the masses and find out one's allies.

Jared threw a lame counter party while we partied our asses off on Bourbon Street.

by Odeus July 11, 2011

counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.

I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015