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cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on
1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."
by Twelve Foot Yeti June 19, 2016
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cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache
My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.
by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019
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cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.
mugGet the cooter stampmug.

Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 1, 2018
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cooter creeper

short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.

That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.

That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
by party city employee say what September 27, 2010
mugGet the cooter creepermug.

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.
That redneck is such a cousin cooter
by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017
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Cooter Block

When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.
Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
by smxkinsxdnes February 28, 2020
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