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Cooked cunts

OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT
Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
by Cuntry April 18, 2018
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Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)
Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!
by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009
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cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.
Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.
by KK16 August 27, 2008
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Andrew Cook

Andrew Cook is the drummer for the band A Rocket to the Moon. His full name is Andrew Stephen Cook. Two of his nicknames are Mandrew and Cookie. His favorite movie is Adaptation. He was the drummer for the band The Receiving End of Sirens from Boston MA until the band broke up. Matt Squire suggested Andrew join ARTTM when he heard that they were in need of a drummer. Andrew is possibly the sweetest, coolest, most intelligent, all around wonderful person alive.
Andrew Cook is so freaking aggressive at playing the drums!

MAN: Every since the day I met you...you've been all I can think about. All I ever wanted. I never want to live a day without you. Will you marry me?
WOMAN: Yes! How could I not marry you...Andrew Cook.

MAN: Did you just...Andrew Cook? No one has ever called me that before! I love you so much! Thank you!
by Rubyto Themoon January 9, 2010
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dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook
"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."
by yomama16 May 25, 2009
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dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely
dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget
by rest67 September 25, 2008
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Dane Cook

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central
by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009
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