by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009
Get the Dane Cook mug.some one who cooks crank in shitty labs like trailers and hunting cabins. usually a hillbilly or mexican. Hillbillys
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
" hey man whats up with that guy i see every few days in the hardware store, hes always buying chemicals like drain cleaner, m.e.k, starting fluid, lithium batteries, and suddefed."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
by i wike crank December 20, 2007
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Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.
75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.
Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.
The girls all want to fuck him.
They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!
75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.
Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.
The girls all want to fuck him.
They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!
Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!
Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!
BAMF: Do you even know what he said?
Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!
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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??
"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.
Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.
Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!
BAMF: Do you even know what he said?
Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!
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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??
"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.
Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.
by voorheez January 16, 2008
Get the dane cook fan mug.1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.
1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.
by The Real Definition July 16, 2008
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Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
Get the DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS mug.A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.
Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.
by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010
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Person 2 : Cool, lets see it!
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