Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
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clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
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draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.
Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.
by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023
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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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get clocked

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
by LexaByte March 21, 2017
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Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.
Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?
by Dudecaker April 10, 2019
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YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.
xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK
by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021
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