Chuck Norris 

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

Chuck Norris by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009

chuck norris 

The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.

Chuck norris doesnt need an example

chuck norris by beeb the destroyer February 20, 2011

chuck norris 

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

chuck norris by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

Chuck Norris by Poundface February 5, 2010

Chuck Norris 

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

Chuck Norris by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris 

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012

Chuck Norris 

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

Chuck Norris by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006