Chris 

Kevin.

Yo Kevin! What's goin on Chris?

Chris by Chris Berman's Wife December 5, 2009

Chris 

dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.

"hehehehe yaaayyy!"

"wow youre such a chris."

Chris by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010

Chris 

A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.

Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.

Chris by 1234eucalyptus November 17, 2010

chris 

a real gay dude

man chris is real gay

chris by legitdefinitionsbyalegitsource August 3, 2018

Chris 

some idiot who searched up his own name

I'm going to search up my name!
Chris, you're stupid.

Chris by aninternetnoob February 11, 2019

Chris 

Hes amazing and perfect and the love of my life i hope i get to be married to him forever because he really THAT nigga and he’s so cute and loveable 🥰🥺

chris lemme fuck ma

Chris by bigblackbitch June 29, 2019

Chris 

The Chris is a very funny type of man. Usually can be spotted around the town, or cracking jokes with his friends. The Chris is EXTREMELY clumsy nonetheless. But that is one of the reasons he is just so funny. It is a well known fact that many of the common Chris species are quite talented in the art of Karate.
Point is, The Chris, is a really kind species!!!

'Wow that was so funny Kasper! Who told you that?'
'Oh just some funny Chris I know!'

Chris by LethalBlackBerryLips August 24, 2019