Chopper squad

A group of men spinning their penises in a manner mimicking that of the blades on a helicopter. The meat is spun through hip gyrations or precise manipulation with the hands/digits. Men partaking in a chopper squad usually maintains a circular formation while also adding sound effects of helicopter motors to add to the realism and immersion of the chopper squad “in flight”. Sometimes, a cracker is used to add a competitive element to the ritual. The cracker is placed in the center of the chopper squad and then is ejaculated upon by each member of the squadron. The last to hit the cracker with his ejaculate then must eat the cracker.

Ronnie can’t get it up unless he visualizes one of the thousands of time he lost a game of chopper squad, no cap.

by truthgiver August 9, 2020

chopper

Chopper is an insult used to describe a bad golf player. Commonly used between friends.

You're such a chopper, you hit a Triplebogey.
Look, he hooked the shot. What a chopper.

by TigerWooods August 13, 2020

chip chopper

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.

Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.

by stderr November 14, 2003

Chopper

A right dobby who persistantly chops wood, to no avail.

"Dan's a hefty chopper, for sure"

by Big Bazz September 17, 2012

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013

chopper

1) a souped-up motorcycle, which may or may not have been modified from its factory condition.

2) a helicopter. Any kind of helicopter -- military, police/emergency, media (news), or civilian.

1) A classic example of a "chopper" motorcycle is the one ridden by Peter Fonda in the movie "Easy Rider", which was emblazoned with a design of the American flag.

2) I saw a chopper (helicopter) come to airlift the injured person from the scene of the accident to the hospital.

by nutrishn October 5, 2013

choppers

when somethings absolutely nuts and funny just like holly

nahhh that was choppers

by jollyjolly December 8, 2023