The NME is a (rubbish) weekly music magazine/newspaper.
The NME Children are those who read it religiously, and once the NME says/does something, they do it too, to be cool.
One Prime Example: The NME says they like Pete Doherty, all the twelve year olds run around screaming they love him. Once the NME decides he broke up The Libertines, thus the NME don't like him anymore, the NME children rip up all their posters, cross out the hearts with his name written in them, and run aroud saying they hate him.
The NME Children are those who read it religiously, and once the NME says/does something, they do it too, to be cool.
One Prime Example: The NME says they like Pete Doherty, all the twelve year olds run around screaming they love him. Once the NME decides he broke up The Libertines, thus the NME don't like him anymore, the NME children rip up all their posters, cross out the hearts with his name written in them, and run aroud saying they hate him.
Normal person: What style of music would you say The Futureheads are?
NME Child: Art punk! The NME says so.
Normal person: Do you like The Killers?
NME Child: Of course I do! They're in the NME, like... Every week!
NME Child: Art punk! The NME says so.
Normal person: Do you like The Killers?
NME Child: Of course I do! They're in the NME, like... Every week!
by Crowe Crimson May 13, 2005
Get the NME Childmug. A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.
Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
by AOM August 19, 2008
Get the Child Molestermug. A teenager, male or female, usually in the range of 13-16 years old, who likes to go wild and have a good time.
Their activities are not necessarily bad, but definately against the rules. Often sneak out of the house in the dead of night.
Their activities are not necessarily bad, but definately against the rules. Often sneak out of the house in the dead of night.
I was less a wild child and more of a depraved pyromaniac, burning down telephone poles on the weekends.
by Laocoon July 1, 2006
Get the wild childmug. A person born roughly between 1972 and 1984. They were little kids in the at some point in the 80s and so enjoyed toys and cartoons from that era like He-Man, She-Ra, Care Bears, GI Joe, Transformers, Jem, etc.
Also called and 80s kid or 80s child.
Also called and 80s kid or 80s child.
A true child of the 80s remembers Nickelodeon before Nicktoons, TV without The Simpsons, when MTV played videos only, and when the Disney Channel played their movies and classic cartoons and having it was like having HBO.
by New English December 29, 2008
Get the child of the 80smug. by The boss potatoes May 19, 2016
Get the yard childmug. A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.
<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015
Get the enragement childmug. Popular act among know-it-all-brats.
With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.
Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.
A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.
If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!
With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.
Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.
A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.
If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!
Example 1:
Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!
Example 2:
Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"
Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!
Example 2:
Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"
by Icebird July 25, 2008
Get the google childmug.