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The Riverside Carwash

Is when you are titty fucking a girl but backwards so your butt hole is rubbing on the girls nose and mouth. People from riverside are naturally dirty gross people so a Carwash in their terms would be like washing there car with dirt.
That girl from riverside last night let me sit on her face while I rubbed my dick between her tits. She said it was a riverside carwash
by Anti_h_ero October 20, 2015
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.
G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.
by DFR_85 May 8, 2018
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Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.
Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash
by Butternts63 June 6, 2018
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the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.
I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.
by Matt Linville October 9, 2018
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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.
That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.
by Swayzedog August 9, 2019
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Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.
My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.
by Kale Scarletboer July 3, 2021
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