dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.

In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.

by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008

burrito munching

Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.

by Tahin January 14, 2014

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

arturian burrito

A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.

Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.

by Troute October 17, 2015

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018