Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the baggage buffetmug. by Puraw December 10, 2021
Get the BUFFETmug. Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
by funny jokes July 10, 2020
Get the Buffet in bedmug. Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.
by RodJustice September 30, 2014
Get the Dutch Buffetmug. multiple good looking people in the same place/room.
(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)
(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)
by million dollar buffet February 20, 2021
Get the million dollar buffetmug. A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"
Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!
by Gogetablue June 10, 2025
Get the Bro Buffetmug. A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.
"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"
by Bob-Riverton-jackson-johnson May 14, 2011
Get the The Buffet Leanmug.