The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
Get the Bathroom buffetmug. The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.
The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea
Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea
Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"
Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"
Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
Get the Buffet Hangovermug. A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.
by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025
Get the Two-finger buffetmug. See: Gravy SEAL.
A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023
Get the Green Buffetmug. Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023
Get the Eat at the Old Country Buffetmug. another word for sex orgy with at least 5 people; an orgy where every one is naked( only guys) where every one is eating ass, balls, dick, and thot tots...big ones...melon sized
by imyourmomfaggot January 25, 2019
Get the buffetmug. by singinintheshower July 11, 2017
Get the Sexual Buffetmug.