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Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011
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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
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buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.
damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.
by buffet monster March 23, 2008
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Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case
Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer
by Nicksta January 20, 2005
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Buffeting

Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat
Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"
by GangstaU June 1, 2016
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Buffters

When a girl is not good looking, but has good proportions such as boobies and ass. A prime example is uhh... Well... You get the point.
"Oh dear god, Look at her! Haha! She's So Buffters!"

"Wow, That's one buffters chick, innit!"
by Kane Wright January 30, 2007
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Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.
Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"
by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008
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