British

Britain =

This is for the ignorant Americans (please, no offense - you are our overseas cousins), who all think that Britain is basically England... Errr....... nay...!

Britain is a united Kingdom of many countries. It is made of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and then England. Up until a short while ago, Britain (or the united kingdom - uk) had Hong Kong as part of it's empire... With Canada and Austrailia still part of the family nowadays.

American = Omigod! Are you Scottish?!
Scot = Yeah, I'm British.
American = But, you don't sound British...?
Scot = That's cos im feckin Scottish!
American = So... you lied?! You aren't British =P

Scot = *has a spasm attack*GAH!!!!!

by Crimson Charmed Cheeks August 8, 2009

The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

by wingman6796 July 29, 2009

The British

A bunch of dumbasses in a small country.

Man1: hey are you racist?
Man2: no, bit the british push it close

by LetsBeFrank0719 February 16, 2021

British Invasion 2k6

WAS going to be an amazing show, ended up with tear gas, police fucking people up, 2 cop cars getting busted, 40 buildings ruined. Nazi punks & skins started it, but the cops made it worse. Tear gased the building and fucked everyone up, when the riot was outside. Ruined a great show on both ends.

"British Invasion 2k6 was fucking crazy man"
"Yeah I know, the nazi started it up, but the cops fucked it over too"

by teargasfuckedup March 19, 2006

British Fag

An American or non British idividual that says common British terms

"What banter, mate!"
"Shut up British Fag"

"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"

by 911didBush June 18, 2015

Brutus

A good freind who betrays u in some way
being it with the ladies
or noobing u on Cod4


"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "

by Jdawgthecool January 8, 2009

british

people with the best quality teeth, the fanciest noses, and the best accent

jack: 'ello mate owr ye doin'?
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on

by gauxapen March 25, 2021