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britney spears

a rather idiotic blond pop star without a shred of talent, and who is responsible for millions of pre-teen skanks. despite her marked lack of talent, she still attempts to make a "comeback".
Thanks, Britney Spears, for turning my 12-year old daughter into a slut through your music.
by crgtothepcr November 8, 2007
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Britney Spears

Some cuntish poser pop star whore that

1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!
Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.
by A2P September 6, 2005
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One of the Greatest American Pop icons. Born in Lousiana, she has used her talents to rise out of general anonymity. Famous for live performance of pop music. When it comes to dancing, few of her peers are her equal. She is admired by those who see her talents and hated by others because of jealousy. A really strong icon who has held her head high in the face of general ignorance and prejudice.
Everyone faces crises in their lives...it is interesting to note that all of Britney Spears' detractors tend to attack when one is most vulnerable.

Paparazzi: "Follow her! It's Britney Spears!! Let's catch her slipping up....big cash!!!"

Anonymous bystander: "Live your life and let her live hers!!......(quietly) and get yourself a real job, parasite."
by MstaDobalina December 25, 2008
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britney

to not wear panties,go commando, be trashy
damn did u see the news britney pulled a briteny
by skylar crooooook January 27, 2007
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As in Britney Speaers Federline - Having two children within a year period not including multiple births
Jackie will eventually pull a Britney if she doesn't take her birth control pills every day.
by hotlikewasabi September 14, 2006
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Britney is a motherfucking SLUT! She is a bitch that hates her fans, the fuckwits that actually like her (satan knows WHY the fuck!?!) and she treats them like shit! this has to fucking stop!! She is a ... words cannot describe her inadecquency....she should suck Marilyn Mansons cock fulltime!! She cannot sing and i pity anyone that likes her ... breed of shallow music, i mean, can YOU relate to the lyrics of : I Love Rock And Roll? She wouldn't have a clue what the fuck rock and roll was if it wasn't for the blessed race that constantly has to remind her... I will now take this oppurtinity to remind you that I possess freedom of speech. Thank You For Your Time.
by Marissa. February 27, 2005
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A pop singer that everyone trashes because they are scared to admit that they dance and sing to her music in the shower and in the car quite often. A tell-tale sign of a true Britney closet fan is constant bad mouthing and insult towards her.
"Those sophomore bitches are so indie, they say they hate Britney Spears but they love her more than most."
"Stop faking it. You all love Britney but are scared to admit it for fear of rejection."
by Hollaback girl May 16, 2005
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