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Brendan Mulcahy

Super cool guy, very phizer. Better than a stupid name like Brennan. Can swim, wears flip flops (very cool), gets mad females
I saw Brendan Mulcahy yesterday with ice cream from rebel market
by Jiant Brother April 27, 2022
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the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.
person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble
by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022
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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.
Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
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Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby
by GormandEgg March 29, 2022
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Great at fitting toys up his hole
Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole
by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022
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