Brendan

Sexiest. Man. Alive. So Hot I would kill myself.

Brendan

by Niggerella46432 July 24, 2020

Brendan

A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!

Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?

Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans

by supercell56 July 20, 2019

Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite

person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.

by imoyyy July 13, 2018

Brendan Li

A celebrity who is very unskibidi and likes toilet poop ballz
He is a popular actor

Brendan Li in that one movie was very skibidi toilet

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023