Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating

“Eww Look at that fat kid”

“Yeah His name is Brendan”

by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019

Brendan

Note to ParentsModern Slavery Act

Brendan.

by president clemmy December 7, 2019

Brendan

minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.

Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.

by Xeno_xx1 May 20, 2021

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

brendan conover

good person that I love cus yea :)

person: hey did you hear about brendan conover?
me: yea he’s a really good person I love him <3

by hidden person June 14, 2021

Brendan Break

When Brendan Sacilowski Pisses you off to the point where you ignore him for months. Originated by Eric Kim and continued on by others.

I need a brendan break he keeps running his damn mouth.

by Alphamale28 September 1, 2020

Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023