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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
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semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder
I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.
by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016
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Leather Breath

Another term for boot licker. Arrives from the fact that most boots are made out of leather.
Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.

Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.
by joeycommet45 February 12, 2020
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Woodchip Breath

An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.
by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010
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beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.
Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.
by StarTreader November 30, 2015
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Ebola Breath

Breath that goes beyond stank. It smells like you're dying.
"Joey brush your teeth you have Ebola breath."
by Death by Breath August 18, 2018
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Blunt Breath

The foul odor of ass and stale tobacco you have in your mouth after smokin a mean stogey or blunt
Homie: you Tryna go hit up some bitches?
Homie 2: Bruh go hit up that toothbrush real quick you got blunt breath
by Neeshyair December 14, 2014
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