Breakfast Boner

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.

Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.

by Hughseff November 9, 2013

Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

Cambodian breakfast bowl

When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman

My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl

by Cambodian Breakfast Bowl November 24, 2018

Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.

Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up

by makingitglow July 23, 2011

No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017