Boring Bitch

A slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line

“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.

by Queen B(itch) June 27, 2018

boringer

to be more bored at the moment then humanly possible.

This test is more boringer than the last.

by A-iric May 31, 2007

borkin

To tell a sexual lie

you didnt do that chick. your borkin.

by Robb Pearson October 18, 2003

borrie

The quality of the IGN message boards.

If it smells like borrie it must be the Black Eyed Peas.

by Getrude August 4, 2004

Barrin

barrin is the most amazing person you will ever meet. he is funny and can make you smile when you want to cry. a great kisser and gives the best hugs! get to know barrin because he could be the best thing that ever happened to you! Just beware because he can end up breaking your heart

person:did you see barrin?
friend: oh yea, hes so hot

by annieeeeepie June 27, 2010

boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

Cheesy Double Beef Borrito

A deliciously low priced item on the Taco Bell menu....89 cents is what we gonna pay.

MMMM this cheesy double beef borrito is deliciously low priced.

by DanZilla325 December 18, 2008