Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

boozing boobies

When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.

Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

backseat and booze

A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk

Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama

by :) fight me bro :) February 18, 2019

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise

- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.

by Brob August 16, 2022