Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".

"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"

by Moo-ey December 28, 2025

sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.

I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!

by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

Skin boners

tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.

Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.

by Jasmine9292 November 27, 2019

Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.

(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.

by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022