Bobbleheads

A plague in the form of the shittiest handcrafted, personalized gifts, used by fucktards to commemorate a "special event"; generally a body type image of a sucking alter ego that is supposed to be funny but that only reveals the pathetic inner life of the subject.

Bobbleheads... Get yours! Every face is completely unique to its order, and purchasers can choose from over 200 body types.

by rperazag June 29, 2010

buzz bomber

A close relative of the ricer, 'buzz bomber' refers to incredibly shitty vehicles such as Dodge Cavaliers and Chevy Berettas to which random cretins have made nothing but cosmetic modifications. The end result is a very flashy, very slow car. The term 'buzz bomber' comes from the fact that these vehicles usually have obnoxious exhaust systems that sound like World War II planes and rear spoilers similar to the rear wings of B-52s.

Buzz bombers are usually driven by males with incredibly small dicks, low IQs, or a combination of both.

Joe: Goddammit, man, what's that noise?
Corey: Some stooge in a buzz bomber.

by Matrexius March 1, 2005

Bomblette

A quick-and-dirty omelette, made by cracking a raw egg into a coffee mug (along with any fillings desired) and heating in the microwave until the egg is cooked through.

My friends and I made ham-and-cheese bomblettes this morning before class.

by JiNxX9500 January 31, 2009

Bobble head cock

The shaft of a mans penis is solid like a shaft of steel, but the head of it is soft like a ripe satsuma. Making it bobble about like a bobble head for your car.

"Hi Chantel how did your date with Ian go?". "It was all going great till we went back to his and he pulled out his bobble head cock!"

by TBone78 June 25, 2014

party bomber

A joint.

F: so, say you are at a party, having a good time
Mike: ok
F: what would you do if you meet this hot chick and she says 'do you want to have a good time' and shows you a big party bomber.
F: would you take it?
Mike: what is a party bomber?
F: you know, a joint

by Flowers By Irene June 30, 2011

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

Bomben

Ramen noodles which have been enhanced with ingredients beyond the scope of those provided in the package (could includevegetables meat or spices). The long phrase for this meal is bomb ramen AKA ramen that is the bomb AKA bomben

I just cooked a bowl of bomben noodles.

by DH_ June 24, 2019