Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

by Pat Blake December 20, 2008

Chinese Blumpkin

Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.

"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!

by GrossVocab99 February 5, 2010

faggot blumpkin

a homosexual male that lets his partner give him a blowjob while shitting

dude evan is giving josh a faggot blumpkin :(

by tonloke February 24, 2011

Blumpkin XR

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.

"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."

by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010

Blumpking

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

golden blumpkin

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth

Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin

by Gino L. July 7, 2006