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Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
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Blank Breeding

When you cum in your partner as part of a cum kink / breeding kink but you’ve had a vasectomy or are shooting blanks.
Blank breeding: I’m gonna blank breed you tonight Camilla and fill your pussy up with my risk free cum!
by _jay3005 October 2, 2022
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Thee *blank* Thoughts

Calling yourself thee “whatever your name is” thoughts. Is basically saying ur just incredible in all aspects.
Man 1: bro why would you do that to them?
Man 2: I’m THEE *blank* thoughts
Man1: oh my fault carry on
by Nemeus June 14, 2025
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Survival the BLANK The Killer

Survival the BLANK the killer is a style of roblox games where a player will insert a model from something from fiction, for example a creepypasta, cartoon character or original character, put the same script of a jeff the killer free model and a treehouse map on a greenlands, and then publish the games, these usually lack any effort, The first instance of these was in "Survival The Jeff The Killer", Which started the trend, however popular roblox youtuber Albert Flamingo Gave it a bigger boost in popularity by making Survival The Spongebob The Killer.
"I played Survival the BLANK the killer yesterday."
by Conta46822 April 27, 2025
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suzie blank

oh look! is that suzie blank smuggling cats over the Tunisian border! oh yes of course!
by slayer467788843 October 16, 2019
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by blank March 10, 2021
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Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
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