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Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.
John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!
by JT.Peters April 5, 2010
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brothaman bullshit

a sneaky con-like tactic used by blacks in authority towards less fortunate blacks
ex.1 i went and asked for a job app. and they sent out a black person to tell me they are not hiring

ex.2 a black cop is the master of brothaman bullshit they will act cool as hell with you and still give you hella charges
by abc321567 October 5, 2010
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bullshitter

Someone who talks total crap out of their ringpiece. They tell that many lies that the pure idiotic fiction spewing out of their gob becomes reality in their tiny pea sized minds.
Rachel Stokes from Wolverhampton is a true bullshitter. Girl i can smell turds and its coming from your gob.
by Schema-Master August 12, 2008
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bullshit bullshit

it's not redundant, as the first "bullshit" is an adjective, and the second one is a noun.
dude this is bullshit
what's bullshit?
that bullshit over there!
so that bullshit is bullshit?
werd, that's some bullshit bullshit.
werd.
let's go smoke a bowl.
werd.
by the Juan & only February 14, 2009
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Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem
WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.
1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.
by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010
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Bullshitsnauzer

When a person is bullshitting you.
Bullshitsnauzer. tm.
Maaan, that Mike-guy is a bullshitsnauzer
by Mufasamufasa June 15, 2011
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