bearsexual

Bearsexuality is a diffrent way of expressing homosexuality, this term is used for pepole whom show romantic atraction or sexual atraction to men whom are bigger and hairyier than avarage men.

Man 1: Yo, are you gay?

Man 2: No im bearsexual

Man 1: What is that?

Man 2: A diffrent way of being gay.

Man 1: Cool!

by torstrom July 19, 2019

Blears

The ultimate sadness, in which tears are so depressed they turn to tears of blood.
-There is no real violence behind the act of Blearing, only true sadness of the ultimate sense

Cjs. are the leading cause of blears.

by ThePAULICY (july, 2009) December 22, 2008

Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008

I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.

I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.

by L0WE August 15, 2016

Bearsexual

An alternate way to say that you’re attracted the gay body type, namely ‘Bear’.

Mike : Hey Alex ! I think twinks are really cute ! What about you ?

Alex: I do find twinks cute. However, I’m definitely Bearsexual.

by Silverskull March 11, 2021

Shoelace Bears

The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.

Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.

Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!

by Scoopy_Pigeon April 5, 2011

honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.

Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"

by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006