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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
mugGet the Coffee Beanermug.

tol beaner

1. much like tol bean, but more beany, and somehow toler.
"Ian, you're my tol beaner. The tolest bean," said Mila.
by recaoflower September 13, 2017
mugGet the tol beanermug.

Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.
Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.
by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020
mugGet the Beaner heatermug.

Beaner Check

Verb - Beaner Checking is the act of honking your car horn at a pedestrian to see if they turn and look at you, therefore failing the beaner check. When a pedestrian fails a beaner check the appropriate reaction is yelling and laughing at them that they failed the beaner check.

Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking
Person A: Yo bro lets beaner check that guy walking on the sidewalk

Person B: Alright bro lets do it

*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*

Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
mugGet the Beaner Checkmug.

Beaner bailing

Knocking on someone's door and running
Hey guys let's go Beaner bailing tonight in the homesteads
by Kymberlina May 7, 2018
mugGet the Beaner bailingmug.

beaner weener

BIG and long AKA shmeat
by jikhc March 23, 2017
mugGet the beaner weenermug.

Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks Beanermug.

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