Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
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Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
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Beaner Check

Verb - Beaner Checking is the act of honking your car horn at a pedestrian to see if they turn and look at you, therefore failing the beaner check. When a pedestrian fails a beaner check the appropriate reaction is yelling and laughing at them that they failed the beaner check.

Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking
Person A: Yo bro lets beaner check that guy walking on the sidewalk

Person B: Alright bro lets do it

*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*

Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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Beaner Doughnut

A Beaner Doughnut is a Churro. So named as its the Mexican version of a doughnut.
Isobel would you like a Beaner Doughnut? Adam asked as he pointed towards the churros stand.

No thank you, said isobel as I fucking hate cinemon.
by SiRaDaM88 November 19, 2018
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beaner beats

Any Spanish song (predominantly rap/pop) with a typical latin beat.
Play some beaner beats by Ozuna!!
by C00lStoryBr082 October 28, 2019
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Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.
Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.
by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020
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Autistic Beaner

A really stupid Latino person that only munches on tacos,burritos,chimichangas,takis, pão de queijo, an absurd amount of beans , drinks carona,smokes weed 25/8 and eachothers stubby chodes. They also like to rep their homosexual, retarded gangs and always end or start their sentences with "ese" and stand outside their porches with their beanies over their eyes they are called beaners.
Look at that Autistic Beaner
That beaner is munching on an absurd amount of tacos
That Latino is very much a beaner
I fucking hate beaners
Beaners always rob me
Hey stop eating that burrito you beaner
Hey beaner go back to where you came from
Hey that Brazilian is a Beaner
Hey that Mexican is a Beaner
Hey that Columbian is a Beaner

Hey that Venezuelan is a Beaner
Hey That Ecuadorian is a Beaner
Hey That Dominican is a Beaner
Hey that el Salvadoran is a Beaner

I hate my own kind beaners

Im a beaner btw :)
by xXBeanerSlayerXx January 16, 2023
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