poundland battery

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless

Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

battery

someone who spends all of their energy doing literally nothing all day

"he literally is such a battery he needs a job"

by jacushfan900 April 27, 2025

Dome Battery

When you share screenshots with your friends on social media and they notice that your phone battery is in the red.

Person A: Check out this conversation I had with this fool.
Person B: Damn, homie. You got that dome battery!

by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

beneryz batteries

Beneryz Batteries is a company that sells batteries of all kind!

I am going to use Beneryz Batteries in my TV Remote!

by NoCameraCommentary (maybe) June 3, 2022

Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.

“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
“This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”

by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024

aa battery clone

A cool person who will surpass RipperExistence in mee6 levels

AA battery clone:!rank
RipperExistence: 'sad noob noises'

by Very_Nice April 21, 2020