A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023
Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.
by TinyMan1212 August 22, 2017
Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.
"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."
by PJSans May 21, 2025
When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022
by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021
a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
by UKball January 05, 2019