shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

battery acid

A delicious beverage

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?

by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025

Battery Low

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro

Battery Low, can't talk.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 29, 2024

lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.

a lithium battery exploded

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

Be A Battery

a game about batteries.
its on roblox, and its fun.
just charge...

p#1: hey, you wanna play Be A Battery? p#2: heck yeah!

by Fictional Googology April 19, 2025

battery muncher

he who munches on battery's

a term that can be incorporated into any friend group with ease.

Andrew: you see the guy who ruined our shot?
Nicolas: yeah, he's a real battery muncher.

by andrewoid April 23, 2025