Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide

Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!

by Explicit folly January 27, 2011

Basement Waterproofing

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation

We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.

by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007

Dark basement

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.

Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society

by yotaterds January 13, 2021

Bashment

A definition of something wicked. The word phat is used in a similar way.

That night was purely bashment

by CartoonG September 28, 2006

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007

slumber party in my basement

to fall asleep while in the proses of being butt fucked or butt fucking someone.

Lauren: hey wana have a slumber party in my basement ?
Matt:no that's just gross

Kevin:ya, when did you get so kinky?
Russell:Lauren your coming off very unattractive right now

also heard in

Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

by killinger July 22, 2010

basement dj

When a girl rubs the crotch of her boyfriend/husband/etc. or herself in the manner that's similar to scratching a turntable.

Damn, she started working it like a basement dj right in the movie theater!

by Johnnyvegas2000 July 2, 2008