Louisville Basketball

Sorry excuse for a gathering of an audience. Also known as the biggest waste of time other than the downtown arena.

I want to use the restroom but I am out of Louisville basketball.

by GoBigBlue February 3, 2010

Basketball

A sport played with two hoops, an orange ball and 5 players on each team. If you want to play a sport, basketball is not the first to choose.

Basketball? naw daw I'd rather play soccer.

by Zee Dogg July 3, 2007

Basketball

The best sport every invented. Inspires passion, love and a lust for battle. The skill level required for this sport required is high above any other sport, including American football. Basketball is just plain plainly the shit. Where you dunk and put your NUTS in the motherfucker's face. Where you can shoot a 3 or a J and cover the opponents face with sperm because you just FACIALED HIM. But yea it is a pretty awesome sport.

Nick: yo lets go ply some basketball
Jimmy: nah your too good but w.e its jsut an awesome sport lets go play
Nick: ye bitches now take my nuts in your face

by ShadyBaller604 September 6, 2009

Basketball Baby

A basketball baby is someone who shows extreme stupidity. The term refers to someone who has experienced brain loss due to being dropped on their head.

Mortak is such a freaking basketball baby.

by Jeremy Shepherd January 28, 2008

basketball

A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.

The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.

by Dr. French February 23, 2009

Basketball

Where black people can Shoot, Steal, and Run.

"There's a robbery." It's just a Black person playing basketball

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

black basketball

The greatest variant of basketball ever played. Played in the dark with little lighting with a black basketball (because any other color basketball is easier to see), to increase the risk of injury. Any basketball game can be used, but the best game to be played in these conditions is "21" or "tip-in", because it's widely considered to be the most violent of all basketball games.

Dan: Man, I feel like playing basketball and risking my life at the same time.
Brian: Perfect! Let's play black basketball!

by briman007 May 6, 2010