Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 29, 2016

Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.

"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"

by Jack JB July 24, 2008

Booby barrel

A mental hospital or insane asylum.

I just got out of the booby barrel.

by Mikey Pea February 22, 2013

Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.

My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Double barrel

To take the urinal right next to one that is being used when there are other urinals available, usually done intentionally

"Man, I can't believe it! There were 6 urinals open and that old man still double barreled me!"

"He probably just wanted to get a better look at your watch."

by Bibaleebu March 21, 2010

Tight-in-a-Barrel

A word like cool and awesome but is very original...

I am SO Tight-in-a-Barrel!
Whoa...That girl is TIGHT-in-a-barrel

by Philly May 21, 2004