a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
by st.lucifer January 15, 2012
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Get the bar brothers mug.A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
by Renholder October 18, 2011
Get the Bar Mitzvah Monkey mug.The proper term used to describe the girl you've been making eye contact with from across the bar all night. It's dark, the alcohol is pumping, and the height of the bar reaches her chest. After you buy her a drink or two, you go over to her and realize she's a heffer. Sucks to suck, she's a bar bottom bitch. That slim face of hers and the height of the bar fooled ya, have fun entertaining the cow for the rest the night.
Bro 1: "I'm gonna buy that girl over there a drink."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. She's deff a bar bottom bitch."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. She's deff a bar bottom bitch."
by capjerseyshore March 25, 2013
Get the Bar Bottom Bitch mug.chick 1: "Omg! Lisa's such a bar-bi. Two shots of tequila and she's got her tongue down some chick's throat."
chick 2: "Yeah well if that bitch wasn't so fug she wouldn't have to pull that crap to get dudes to notice her.
chick 2: "Yeah well if that bitch wasn't so fug she wouldn't have to pull that crap to get dudes to notice her.
by MichiKit December 5, 2007
Get the bar-bi mug.The wee tash thing that young chaps lovingly refer to as their "might moustache" when actually its just a pile of bum fluff on their top lip!
Jimmy (In a Belfast accent) "Heres me wah!size of the bar code on you!thats a qwaur tash on ye"
Billy " Oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!"
Billy " Oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!"
by Niall McGuinness November 28, 2006
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