Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
Get the Dick Balloon mug.The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
Get the Balloon Bashing mug.When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 10, 2021
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* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
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