bailey and ethan

The perfect couple everyone dreams of wanting

Oh my god, Bailey and ethan are so cute

by bazzb_tch April 12, 2015

Bailey (boy)

Jus don’t fuck wit him

Bailey (boy)
Jack: yo broooo this man bailey jus ripped me off .2 should I fuck wit him
Cole: nah brooo, jus don’t fuck wit him

by Hwjeiuwjeh January 30, 2021

Bailey Sarian

Mommy

Friend 1: "hey have you watched Bailey Sarian on YouTube?"
Friend 2: "Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

by Frerardislife September 20, 2021

Skye Bailey

A massive cunt

fuck Skye bailey

by auxilirator February 2, 2019

bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"

bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.

by fiona clarke December 9, 2008

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.

Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.

by seaaaa February 6, 2007

Bailey Smith

Bailey Smith is a woman that has all the qualities that a man would ever want in his life. She is clearly beautiful beyond description and humble enough to never acknowledge it. Bailey Smith is intelligent and puts a lot of effort into her schoolwork. Her passion to help others to understand and grow their own knowledge. Laughing and strange screaming chirps are the main form of communication between Bailey Smith and her peers. Bailey Smith has and is known as "The most chill girl ever". She looks for ways to love everyone and avoids judging so that she can counsel them in their lives wherever she can help. Bailey Smith is a prankster and prefers to stalk her pray in their rooms to make them jump and scream. Bailey Smith has a smile that is contagious and impossible to cure and chocolate eyes will fill you with joy and take away your words. If you ever come in contact with Bailey Smith, be very cautious, because she will steal your heart.

Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.

Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out

Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!

by Car Of Secrecy October 26, 2019