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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
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Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
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dizzy badge

A Dizzy badge is short hand term for a Disabled Badge.
My son has a Dizzy Badge which alllows me to park in Disabled Spaces
by Leeds University January 30, 2025
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For the Badge

A Fifa term that means you will do anything to get the ball
Defense: Running at an attacker for the ball

Attacker: Running to get away

Teammates watching: Slide tackle him "for the badge!"

Defense: Slide Tackles the shit out of an attacker and receives the ball
by Monke lol. June 26, 2025
mugGet the For the Badgemug.

Badge, baDge, badgE

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
mugGet the Badge, baDge, badgEmug.

Badge

There might be times where a black guy with no badge would have to disarm an officer with a badge to de escalate a dangerous situation, and in the past, those would be times he would be in danger of being shot. In reality, the officer is not always right because he has a badge and a gun.
A black guy (or girl) might not have a badge, but knows right from wrong, and not having a badge doesn't make him/her less qualified as a human to decide what should be done in the same situation where the officer is going for his gun. Wasn't that the point being missed for, really since the start of the country as we know it, the post Indian age?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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