Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

flat backing

Prostituting oneself for the sake of it being an easy way to get cash, when you sleep around for money but dont actually have to

"Why work at Taco Bell when i can make 200$ a night flat backing?"

by Oidua November 20, 2006

bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by cmonkey December 3, 2007

Back on the prowl

A man or a woman that has returned to the dating scene.

That blind date didn't end well. So, i'm going out the the clubs to find a man. I am back on the prowl!

by Lenadoesitbest December 29, 2008

Backing one out

The act of going for a shit.

One sec i'm just backing one out

by Dirtmonster May 14, 2009

Bacconi

Simping over a person to the point that you develop powers to see them through walls and only see them, while everything else is gone, making them the only thing in your line of sight.

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2:
Person 1: You there?
Person 2: mmmmm snowy......
Person 1: Goddammit of course you pulled a Bacconi.

by Com_mit May 9, 2020

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009