Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

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Barbie breath

1. The breath a girl gets when she sucks some dick, poor hygene is indicated because the bitch didn’t brush her teeth or take a bloody pepper mint chewing gum after doing the do.

“Hey what were you doing last night”
“I was hanging out with ryan”
“You probably did some nasty shit, you got barbie breath on you”

by Idontknowfam42 September 12, 2021

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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire

shut the fuck up chode breath

by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019

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Breathe air

What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.

Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR

by Cool beavers are looking farts November 17, 2022

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Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).

"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."

by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013

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