diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010

Patchwork Boyfriend

Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.

Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.

John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!

Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!

by RaggedyA December 15, 2010

pseudo-boyfriend

Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.

Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."

by c and b August 11, 2005

Boyfriend Material

Kim Namjoon is the embodiment of Boyfriend Material and nobody can argue otherwise.

Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross

An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.

by sopestan December 21, 2018

Straight boyfriend

A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.

"warren is my straight boyfriend"

by Perry Carey May 14, 2007

Redshirt boyfriend

The fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. Similar to a Sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating.

Many times a soon-to-be Ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of his eligibility to play for his team at a later date.

No one was really surprised that John and Sally broke up. I guess Sally will probably be spending more time with that dude, David. He's been her Redshirt Boyfriend for a while now.

I think Cindy is going to break up with me. I think she has a Redshirt boyfriend

by The Mahatma December 17, 2008

hailey's boyfriend

Hailey's boyfriend's name is Trevor. There is no other exception. Hailey's true love is Trevor.

Guy 1-Oh, look at that Hailey girl she is cute!
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend

by apersontehe February 19, 2020