Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020

Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry

Used as some sort of code by females to say they’re single and looking for somebody. Mostly used on Snapchat stories.

Usually they just put the word “blueberry” on their Snapchat story

by I’dratherbeanonymous April 15, 2020

Blueberry

A blueberry is a berry that, despite it’s name, is not actually blue. It’s plural form (said when there is more than one blueberry) is blueberries. It is a, usually sweet, purple berry that is most popular in British Columbia, which is known for producing blueberries. Blueberries are native to North America and is therefore one of the only commercially-available fruits/berries. Blueberries also used to be called “star fruits” because of the star shape that is formed at the bottom of the blueberry.

Person 1: I’m going blueberry picking today! Wanna’ come?
Person 2: Sure, dude! I love blueberries!

by krispydabell March 2, 2022