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come like a bishop

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.
"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA
by moohalaa October 29, 2006
mugGet the come like a bishopmug.

Bishop Connolly High

Bishop Connolly is a small high school in Fall River, Massachusetts. The school is mid at best. To describe to the student population the best its composed of 20% vapers/stoners, 20% nerds, 3% emo girls, 7% jocks, 35% normal people, 5% fatherless children, and 10% cringe tiktoker girls. Overall, the school is fine, I guess. Don't try to use the bathroom on the far side of the school. There are always nerds vaping in there, essentially rendering the bathroom hazardous for normal people to use. Going into that bathroom, you are guaranteed cancer from all the secondhand smoke (or, well, vape fumes). The school is closing this year, and that is sad or something. In the end, this school is fine. I met a lot of new friends here, but it is kind of mid.
Principal: What are your thoughts on Bishop Connolly High?

Average Student: I mean it's alright like... overrated as fuck in my opinion I mean... And you know what though? That's typically how the bullshit goes... you feel me?
by Shrek9898989898 May 7, 2023
mugGet the Bishop Connolly Highmug.

Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis
by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012
mugGet the Bishop in a turtle neckmug.

Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
mugGet the Shaking hands with the bishopmug.

bishop challoner school

A dead up secondary school whose girls can often be confused with your local nitties. It's percentage of girls is also known for having a higher body count than GCSES.Majority of the Nigerian boys have "sav" or "2trappy" in their bios but the most they've hustled is 50p for a pack of tangfastics.
Have you ever been to bishop challoner school”
“Yeh I used to go there”
“Ew get away from me you nitty”
by Dan_boosh December 26, 2018
mugGet the bishop challoner schoolmug.

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.
No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"
by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010
mugGet the Kayla Bishop Groundingmug.

Chronic bishop rage

Fast, intense masturbation usually occuring when nearing climax, also when extremly turned on by someone/something and urgency is required! masturbation
When i was round johnny's house i saw his hot mom getting changed through a gap in the door, nobody was about so i had to do some chronic bishop rage to avoid being caught!
by Richard.c May 15, 2003
mugGet the Chronic bishop ragemug.

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