Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017
Get the Sucked Batterymug. by starrs_above November 29, 2023
Get the AAA batterymug. Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
Get the Sexual Assault/Batterymug. 1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."
2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."
2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."
by Chemclasshero April 28, 2012
Get the Battery Droppingmug. The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Get the The Battery Conservation Paradoxmug. The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"
"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"
"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"
by theryrover360 April 3, 2024
Get the battery autonomous futuremug. s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars
by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023
Get the Batteries Plusmug.